February Dispatch

A February dispatch from our Bizarre-O Correspondent:

After catching up on the [news](http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=1450350) one day, I found myself wondering what my [future](http://futureme.org/) holds. So, taking the advice of an old friend, I went to the best place to [contemplate life](http://www.mpdinc.org/)'s most pressing questions: [the zoo](http://www.bemboszoo.com/Bembo.swf). When mid-day came around, I realized that I forgot my lunch. But luckily, I remembered my [cell phone](http://www.wymsey.co.uk/wymchron/cooking.htm). At the end of the day, I don't know if I found any answers, but I did get an [idea](http://www.adoptme.com/)...

Anyway, next month, you can be sure to receive another breathtakingly exciting dispatch from your [contemplative](http://www.catholic.org/featured/headline.php?ID=2684) Bizarre-O Correspondent! Peace!